BioShock Infinite strikes back

BioShock Infinite er tilbage med både en storslået trailer og ikke mindst en udgivelsesdato! Traileren viser denne gang langt flere gameplay-elementer, settings og skæve samt faretruende karakterer end tidligere, som vi allerede til februar 2013 kommer til at stifte bekendtskab med. Det er rigtigt: Februar 2013 slippes bæstet nemlig løs. Irrational Games, under direktion af Kevin Levine, har indtil videre leveret to uforglemmelige oplevelser i form af både BioShock og BioShock 2, og med den tredje installation i den succesfulde serie lader det endnu engang til, at vi får en mageløs spiloplevelse. Rapture i dybet er ikke destinationen denne gang: Columbia i himlen er!

Spillet er sat til at blive udgivet d. 26. februar 2013, og tilfældet er, at det faktisk er min fødselsdag: "Kære Irrational Games. På forhånd tak for fødselsdagsgaven! Kærligst, Jobbe9"




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BioShock Infinite is back with both an amazing trailer and a release date! The trailer, Beast of America, shows more gameplay elements, settings and a variety of characters than in previous trailers which we will all be meeting in February 2013. That's right: the beast will be unleashed February next year. Irrational Games, guided by Kevin Levine, has made two unforgettable experiences already with both BioShock and BioShock 2 and it looks like that the third installment in the popular series will be nothing less than spectacular. Rapture in the deep is no longer our destination: Columbia and the skies are!

The game is slated for release on February 26 2013 and that just happens to be my birthday. "Dear Irrational Games. Thank you in advance for this most lovely present! Yours truly, Jobbe9"

Porno og League of Legends

Porno og League of Legends? Det lyder jo som en himmelsk kombination for nogle spillere, men for andre kan det resultere i en pinlig affære. En LoL-spiller, Andrew "Slooshi" Pham, spillede og kørte samtidig en livestreaming af sit spil, men han besluttede sig imidlertid senere for at se lidt porno. En ting vi alle kan genkende fra vores eget liv. Både på arbejde. I skole. Jamen selv når vi sover. Nogle gange er porno bare lige det, der skal til for at krydre hverdagen. Eller... Jeg tager muligvis fejl!

I dette tilfælde var det bestemt ikke en god ide. Det viser sig nemlig, at Slooshi ikke bare besluttede sig for at hygge sig med sig selv: Han besluttede sig såmænd også for at hygge sig med alle andre på internettet, idet hans livestreaming endnu kørte, da hånden gled ned i bukserne. Spillere, der tog del i hans video, fik således også en anden video at se. Efter videoen blev kendt for sit alternative indhold, var Slooshi ganske hurtig til at kalde det en vittighed. En vittighed? Kært barn har mange navne, men denne "vittighed" var vist blot en simpel fejltagelse fra hans side, og nu prøver han at redde den tabte stolthed med en sørgelig undskyldning. Jeg har forsøgt at finde videoen, dog uden held, så I må nøjes med billedet nedenfor. God fornøjelse!

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Porn and League of Legends? It sounds like a cocktail of heavenly proportions for some players but for others it could very well end up rather awkwardly. A LoL gamer, Andrew "Slooshi" Pham, was playing one fine day and was running some livestreaming of his matches but for some reason he decided to watch a little bit of porn. This is something we all can recognize from our own lives. At work. In school. Heck, even when we sleep. Sometimes porn is just the right thing to spice up the otherwise drab days of our lives. Or maybe not, I might be wrong about that. Anyway!

It was definitely not a clever decision in this case. As it turns out Slooshi didn't just decide to get cozy with himself. In fact he decided to get cozy with everyone on the Internet that day. His livestreaming was still running when he switched the screen from him playing the game and then to him playing a rather different game, and everybody was apparently invited to behold this eigth wonder of the world: a grown man masturbating for the world to see. When the video's alternative content became known throughout the community at LoL Slooshi decided to label the video as a joke, but it sounds more like he made a silly mistake and is now trying to save what pride he has left with a sad excuse. I have tried to find the video but sadly I was unsuccessful in doing so. However you can check out a screenshot of his video above. Enjoy!

GTA V: En verden i farver

Rockstar Games' enormt succesfulde spilserie, Grand Theft Auto, får inden længe endnu en udvidelse, og denne gang bliver det endda en nummereret udvidelse. Det er nemlig rigtigt: Grand Theft Auto V blev såmænd offentliggjort sidste år med den officielle spiltrailer, som bragte smil og glæde frem på alle læber. Især på mine!

Nu er jeg ligeledes nået til det punkt i min uddannelse, hvor jeg skal skrive mit speciale, som faktisk tager udgangspunkt i Grand Theft Auto. Det skal da fejres, og den bedste måde at gøre det på er at poste de officielle screenshots samt videoer af spillet lige her! Traileren er således også her at finde for god ordens skyld. Nedenfor kan du se de fremragende billeder af et af årtiets største udgivelser!




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Rockstar Games' highly successful Grand Theft Auto series will soon be getting another addition to its library but not just any addition: it is in fact a numbered addition! That's right! Sometime last autumn they revealed Grand Theft Auto V with the official trailer which brought happiness and joy worldwide. Especially at my place!

And I've also reached the point in my education where I have to write my Thesis which will actually be based on the Grand Theft Auto series. That's enough reason for me to celebrate, and what better way to do it than to post and keep posting the official screenshots and videos right here for your and my enjoyment. Of course the trailer from last year is here as well. But right down below you can enjoy the sights and almost the sounds as well of what will certainly be one of the greatest game releases in years!